{"id":10963,"date":"2022-03-12T10:36:58","date_gmt":"2022-03-12T09:36:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=10963"},"modified":"2022-03-12T10:37:15","modified_gmt":"2022-03-12T09:37:15","slug":"pas-faire-chier-un-auvergnat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=10963","title":{"rendered":"Pas faire chier un Auvergnat!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><strong>Un Auvergnat prend son petit d\u00e9jeuner (caf\u00e9, pain, beurre,saucisson ou jambon, voire aussi confiture), quand un Am\u00e9ricain, ruminant son chewing-gum, vient s&rsquo;assoir<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&nbsp;L&rsquo;Auvergnat l&rsquo;ignore, mais l&rsquo;autre entame la conversation.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><u>L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain :<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong>Vous les Fran\u00e7ais , vous mangez tout votre pain ???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <u>L&rsquo;Auvergnat :<\/u>(de mauvaise humeur)&#8230; &#8211;&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad &nbsp;Bien s\u00fbr&#8230;<br \/>\n<u>L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain<\/u>: (apr\u00e8s avoir fait une grosse bulle)&#8230; &#8211;<br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad Pas nous&#8230;Chez nous, on ne mange que la mie \u00e0 l&rsquo;int\u00e9rieur&#8230;On r\u00e9cup\u00e8re les cro\u00fbtes, on les recycle, on les transforme en croissants et on les envoie en France&#8230;<\/strong>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\">Et l&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain a un sourire plein de suffisance&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong> L&rsquo;Auvergnat \u00e9coute en silence&#8230;<\/strong>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong><u>L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain insiste :<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><strong>Vous mangez de la confiture avec le pain ???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"><u>L&rsquo;Auvergnat<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>&nbsp;&#8211;<\/strong> <strong>Bien s\u00fbr&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <u>L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain<\/u>: (claquant sa gomme entre ses dents)&#8230; &nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad &#8211; Pas nous&#8230;Nous mangeons des fruits frais, nous r\u00e9cup\u00e9rons les \u00e9pluchures, les p\u00e9pins, on les recycle en confitures qu&rsquo;on envoie en France&#8230;.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad <strong><u>L&rsquo;Auvergnat <\/u><\/strong><strong>demande alors :<\/strong><br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad <strong>&#8211; Et qu&rsquo;est-ce que vous faites avec les pr\u00e9servatifs <\/strong><strong>usag\u00e9s ???<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"><u>L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain<\/u><\/strong><strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\">: &#8211; <\/strong><strong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\">On les jette, bien s\u00fbr&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong><u>L&rsquo;Auvergnat <\/u><\/strong><strong>(avec un sourire suave) :<\/strong><strong>&nbsp;<\/strong><br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad <strong>Pas nous&#8230;En France, on les r\u00e9cup\u00e8re, on les recycle, on les fait fondre et on en fait du chewing-gum<\/strong>&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<strong>qu&rsquo;on envoie aux Am\u00e9ricains&#8230;<\/strong>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un Auvergnat prend son petit d\u00e9jeuner (caf\u00e9, pain, beurre,saucisson ou jambon, voire aussi confiture), quand un Am\u00e9ricain, ruminant son chewing-gum, vient s&rsquo;assoir &nbsp;L&rsquo;Auvergnat l&rsquo;ignore, mais l&rsquo;autre entame la conversation. L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain : \u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00adVous les Fran\u00e7ais , vous mangez tout votre pain ??? L&rsquo;Auvergnat :(de mauvaise humeur)&#8230; &#8211;&nbsp;\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad\u00ad &nbsp;Bien s\u00fbr&#8230; L&rsquo;Am\u00e9ricain: (apr\u00e8s avoir fait une grosse bulle)&#8230; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=10963\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Pas faire chier un Auvergnat!&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10963"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10963\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10965,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10963\/revisions\/10965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}