{"id":11092,"date":"2022-03-30T08:56:39","date_gmt":"2022-03-30T06:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=11092"},"modified":"2022-03-30T08:57:13","modified_gmt":"2022-03-30T06:57:13","slug":"a-la-mosquee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=11092","title":{"rendered":"A la mosqu\u00e9e&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pour la premi\u00e8re fois de ma vie, je suis all\u00e9e dans une mosqu\u00e9e.<br \/>\nj&rsquo;ai assist\u00e9 \u00e0 leurs pratiques et \u00e0 leurs pri\u00e8res.<br \/>\nPuis tout \u00e0 coup j&rsquo;ai vu Mahomet. Il \u00e9tait l\u00e0.<br \/>\nJe me suis mis \u00e0 genoux, figurez vous et \u00e0 ma grande surprise, il vient \u00e0 moi, se penche, met ses mains sur ma t\u00eate et s&rsquo;exclame d&rsquo;une voix forte:<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00bb TI VAS MARCHER ! ! !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nJe lui r\u00e9pondis:\u00a0\u00bb je n&rsquo;ai aucun probl\u00e8me de motricit\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb!<br \/>\nIl ignore ma remarque et dit d&rsquo;une voix plus forte:<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00bb TI VAS MARCHER ! ! !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nL\u00e0, je refais une tentative pour lui expliquer que je n&rsquo;ai aucun probl\u00e8me avec mes membres inf\u00e9rieurs, mais en vain !<br \/>\nIl r\u00e9p\u00e9tait encore plus fort :<br \/>\n\u00a0\u00bb TI VAS MARCHER !!!\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\nApr\u00e8s les pri\u00e8res, je suis sorti et bien croyez-moi si vous voulez !<br \/>\nIl avait raison ce con ! ! !<br \/>\nOn m&rsquo;avait piqu\u00e9 ma bagnole !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pour la premi\u00e8re fois de ma vie, je suis all\u00e9e dans une mosqu\u00e9e. j&rsquo;ai assist\u00e9 \u00e0 leurs pratiques et \u00e0 leurs pri\u00e8res. Puis tout \u00e0 coup j&rsquo;ai vu Mahomet. Il \u00e9tait l\u00e0. Je me suis mis \u00e0 genoux, figurez vous et \u00e0 ma grande surprise, il vient \u00e0 moi, se penche, met ses mains sur &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=11092\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;A la mosqu\u00e9e&#8230;&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11092"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11094,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11092\/revisions\/11094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}