{"id":12069,"date":"2022-07-30T21:12:19","date_gmt":"2022-07-30T19:12:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=12069"},"modified":"2022-07-30T21:12:19","modified_gmt":"2022-07-30T19:12:19","slug":"miracle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=12069","title":{"rendered":"Miracle!"},"content":{"rendered":"

 Un petit gar\u00e7on et son p\u00e8re, paysans, visitaient un centre commercial.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Ils \u00e9taient abasourdis par presque tout ce qu’ils voyaient, et plus particuli\u00e8rement par deux murs brillants de couleur argent qui pouvaient s’ouvrir en deux et se refermer.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Le petit gar\u00e7on demanda :<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0C’est quoi, P\u00e8re ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Le p\u00e8re n’ayant jamais vu un ascenseur auparavant, r\u00e9pondit :<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Fils, je n’ai jamais rien vu de tel dans ma vie. Je ne sais pas ce que c’est…\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Alors que le petit gar\u00e7on et son p\u00e8re regardaient avec admiration, une vieille femme dans un fauteuil roulant avan\u00e7a jusqu’aux murs et appuya sur le bouton. Les murs s’ouvrirent et la dame roula jusque dans la petite salle. Les murs se ferm\u00e8rent et le petit gar\u00e7on et son p\u00e8re regard\u00e8rent les chiffres d\u00e9filer s\u00e9quentiellement sur un cadran au-dessus des murs.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ils continu\u00e8rent de regarder jusqu’\u00e0 ce que les chiffres se mettent \u00e0 d\u00e9filer dans l’ordre inverse.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Les murs s’ouvrirent \u00e0 nouveau et une tr\u00e8s belle jeune femme de 24 ans sortit.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Alors, le p\u00e8re murmura \u00e0 son fils :<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

– \u00ab\u00a0Cr\u00e9 vin diou, va chercher ta m\u00e8re !\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

 Un petit gar\u00e7on et son p\u00e8re, paysans, visitaient un centre commercial. Ils \u00e9taient abasourdis par presque tout ce qu’ils voyaient, et plus particuli\u00e8rement par deux murs brillants de couleur argent qui pouvaient s’ouvrir en deux et se refermer. Le petit gar\u00e7on demanda : – \u00ab\u00a0C’est quoi, P\u00e8re ?\u00a0\u00bb Le p\u00e8re n’ayant jamais vu un ascenseur … <\/p>\n

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