{"id":15257,"date":"2023-06-19T14:07:12","date_gmt":"2023-06-19T12:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=15257"},"modified":"2023-06-19T14:08:54","modified_gmt":"2023-06-19T12:08:54","slug":"les-blondescomptez-vous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=15257","title":{"rendered":"Les blondes,comptez-vous&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><u>Devant St Pierre<\/u><\/p>\n<p>Un homme en tr\u00e8s mauvais \u00e9tat se pr\u00e9sente chez St-Pierre, apr\u00e8s une mort apparemment violente.<\/p>\n<p>Celui-ci demande:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Mais qu\u2019est ce qui s\u2019est pass\u00e9?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019homme explique:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0J\u2019\u00e9tais guide de safari en Afrique et j\u2019accompagnais un groupe de femmes, six blondes et une brune. En traversant un pont de lianes au-dessus d\u2019une rivi\u00e8re infest\u00e9e de crocodiles, un coup de vent nous a fait basculer. On a tous r\u00e9ussi \u00e0 se retenir aux cordages. Nous \u00e9tions suspendus en l\u2019air et comme le pont mena\u00e7ait de l\u00e2cher \u00e0 cause du poids, il fallait que quelqu\u2019un se sacrifie. Comme j\u2019\u00e9tais le seul homme\u2026 \u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Dix minutes plus tard, St-Pierre voit d\u00e9barquer un troupeau de blondes dans le m\u00eame \u00e9tat que l\u2019homme qu\u2019il vient de conduire au Paradis.<\/p>\n<p>Il demande imm\u00e9diatement aux arrivantes:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Mais ce brave homme qui s\u2019est sacrifi\u00e9, a-t-il donc fait \u00e7a pour rien?\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019une des blondes explique:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Bah, c\u2019est \u00e0 cause de cette maudite brune qui nous accompagnait\u2026 Quand le guide s\u2019est laiss\u00e9 tomber, elle a dit: Un homme aussi courageux, il m\u00e9riterait qu\u2019on l\u2019applaudisse\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Devant St Pierre Un homme en tr\u00e8s mauvais \u00e9tat se pr\u00e9sente chez St-Pierre, apr\u00e8s une mort apparemment violente. Celui-ci demande: &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Mais qu\u2019est ce qui s\u2019est pass\u00e9?\u00a0\u00bb L\u2019homme explique: &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0J\u2019\u00e9tais guide de safari en Afrique et j\u2019accompagnais un groupe de femmes, six blondes et une brune. En traversant un pont de lianes au-dessus d\u2019une &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=15257\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Les blondes,comptez-vous&#8230;.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15258,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15257\/revisions\/15258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}