{"id":15778,"date":"2023-10-01T11:08:58","date_gmt":"2023-10-01T09:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=15778"},"modified":"2023-10-01T11:08:58","modified_gmt":"2023-10-01T09:08:58","slug":"histoire-belge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=15778","title":{"rendered":"Histoire …belge"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Un noir au volant d\u2019une voiture immatricul\u00e9e en Belgique, est stopp\u00e9 par un douanier.<\/p>\n

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Il lui fait signe de s\u2019arr\u00eater et lui demande ses papiers.<\/p>\n

En examinant les papiers du noir, il prend un petit air satisfait et dit :<\/p>\n

– \u00ab h\u00e9 bien d\u2019o\u00f9 viennent ces papiers ?- <\/p>\n

\u00ab de la pr\u00e9fecture \u00bb lui r\u00e9pond le black un peu courrouc\u00e9<\/p>\n

– dites mon gar\u00e7on, on ne me la fait pas \u00e0 moi! Sur vos papiers il y a d\u2019\u00e9crit que vous \u00eates belge – <\/p>\n

\u00ab oui Monsieur je suis Belge \u00bb- <\/p>\n

 \u00ab arr\u00eatez de vous foutre de moi, je vois bien que vous \u00eates noir \u00bb <\/p>\n

\u00ab parfaitement Monsieur, je suis Belge et je suis noir \u00bb dis le gars de plus en plus en plus \u00e9nerv\u00e9-<\/p>\n

 \u00ab c\u2019est \u00e7a oui mon gar\u00e7on et je dois vous croire ??? \u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00ab mais oui enfin puisque je vous le dis \u00bb presque en criant le type dit haut et clair :<\/p>\n

\u00ab je suis Belge, je suis Wallon et noir<\/strong>\u00bb<\/p>\n

Il y a tant de conviction dans les propos de ce brave type que, pris d\u2019un doute, le douanier va voir son coll\u00e8gue et lui demande :<\/p>\n

\u00ab tu y crois toi qu\u2019il y a des Belges Wallons noirs ? \u00bb<\/p>\n

\u00ab Tu sais \u00bb dit l\u2019autre douanier \u00ab il ne faut plus s\u2019\u00e9tonner de rien, j\u2019ai vu un reportage sur ARTE.   il para\u00eetrait qu\u2019il y a des Flamands roses<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n

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    Un noir au volant d\u2019une voiture immatricul\u00e9e en Belgique, est stopp\u00e9 par un douanier. Il lui fait signe de s\u2019arr\u00eater et lui demande ses papiers. En examinant les papiers du noir, il prend un petit air satisfait et dit : – \u00ab h\u00e9 bien d\u2019o\u00f9 viennent ces papiers ?-  \u00ab de la pr\u00e9fecture \u00bb … <\/p>\n

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