{"id":17933,"date":"2024-06-14T10:01:22","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T08:01:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=17933"},"modified":"2024-06-14T10:01:22","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T08:01:22","slug":"lescargot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=17933","title":{"rendered":"L&rsquo;escargot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un escargot se prom\u00e8ne.En chemin,il croise un lapin qui lui dit:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bbet continue son chemin.<\/p>\n<p>Un peu plus loin,il croise un \u00e9cureuil qui lui crie en passant:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bb.L&rsquo;escargot se demande pourquoi lui aussi m&rsquo;appelle chef!<\/p>\n<p>Puis c&rsquo;est un h\u00e9risson qui le salue en lui disant:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>-attends,attends,dis moi pourquoi vous m&rsquo;appelez tous chef,je ne suis pas chef!<\/p>\n<p>-mais si mon ami,car tu es petit,tu baves et tu n&rsquo;as pas de couilles!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un escargot se prom\u00e8ne.En chemin,il croise un lapin qui lui dit:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bbet continue son chemin. Un peu plus loin,il croise un \u00e9cureuil qui lui crie en passant:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bb.L&rsquo;escargot se demande pourquoi lui aussi m&rsquo;appelle chef! Puis c&rsquo;est un h\u00e9risson qui le salue en lui disant:\u00a0\u00bbsalut chef!\u00a0\u00bb -attends,attends,dis moi pourquoi vous m&rsquo;appelez tous chef,je ne suis &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=17933\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;L&rsquo;escargot&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17934,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17933\/revisions\/17934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}