{"id":19967,"date":"2025-03-21T08:54:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-21T07:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=19967"},"modified":"2025-03-24T17:31:43","modified_gmt":"2025-03-24T16:31:43","slug":"le-vaccin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=19967","title":{"rendered":"le vaccin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On dit \u00e0 l&rsquo;Anglais :<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est par ici votre vaccin, s&rsquo;il vous pla\u00eet.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Je ne veux pas!<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Allez ! Un gentleman se ferait vacciner.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp;Et l&rsquo;Anglais se fait vacciner.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; On s&rsquo;adresse \u00e0 l&rsquo;Allemand:<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Maintenant c&rsquo;est ton tour.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Non merci !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est un ordre !<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; Et l&rsquo;allemand se fait vacciner.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp;On s&rsquo;adresse \u00e0 l\u2019Am\u00e9ricain :<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Maintenant, c&rsquo;est \u00e0 votre tour.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; En aucun cas !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Mais vous savez, votre voisin s&rsquo;est fait vacciner.<\/p>\n<div>&nbsp; &nbsp; Et l\u2019am\u00e9ricain se fait vacciner.<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>Vient le tour du Fran\u00e7ais :<\/strong><\/p>\n<div>&nbsp;&nbsp;A vous maintenant !<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Je ne me ferai pas vacciner ! Pas question.<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Allez, un gentleman se ferait vacciner.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; En aucune fa\u00e7on ! Je ne suis pas gentleman, je suis c\u00e9g\u00e9tiste contre tout!<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp; &#8211; C&rsquo;est un ordre !&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>&nbsp; &#8211; Non ! Qui \u00eates-vous pour me donner un ordre ?<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Vous savez, votre voisin s&rsquo;est fait vacciner&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Je m&rsquo;en fous ! Mon voisin je l&#8217;emm..de ,c&rsquo;est un c..<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; \u00c9coutez&#8230; Qui \u00eates-vous exactement ?<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Un Fran\u00e7ais.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Ah, un Fran\u00e7ais ! De toute fa\u00e7on, vous n&rsquo;avez pas droit au vaccin.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; COMMENT \u00c7A, JE N&rsquo;Y AI PAS DROIT ?<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Non mais \u00e7a va pas la t\u00eate ? J\u2019exige d&rsquo;avoir les m\u00eames droits que les autres,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;bande d&rsquo;enfoir\u00e9s !&nbsp; &nbsp; <em><strong>et le Fran\u00e7ais se fait vacciner<\/strong><\/em>&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sans commentaire<em>, c&rsquo;est la France<\/em>&nbsp;!!!! \ud83d\ude1d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On dit \u00e0 l&rsquo;Anglais : &nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est par ici votre vaccin, s&rsquo;il vous pla\u00eet. &nbsp;&#8211; Je ne veux pas! &nbsp; &#8211; Allez ! Un gentleman se ferait vacciner. &nbsp; &nbsp;Et l&rsquo;Anglais se fait vacciner. &nbsp; On s&rsquo;adresse \u00e0 l&rsquo;Allemand: &nbsp; &#8211; Maintenant c&rsquo;est ton tour. &nbsp;&#8211; Non merci ! &nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est un ordre ! &nbsp; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=19967\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;le vaccin!&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19967"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20002,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19967\/revisions\/20002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}