{"id":22498,"date":"2026-02-21T09:11:55","date_gmt":"2026-02-21T08:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=22498"},"modified":"2026-02-21T10:18:20","modified_gmt":"2026-02-21T09:18:20","slug":"ne-pas-faire-nimporte-quoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=22498","title":{"rendered":"Ne pas faire n&rsquo;importe quoi&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une randonneuse revermontoise veut faire une sortie dans le secteur du col de France.<\/p>\n<p>Elle consulte le site Opennrunner,trouve un parcours emprunt\u00e9 par un groupe de Montcet il n&rsquo;y a pas longtemps et s&rsquo;aventure son petit chien&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Devinez un peu dans quel \u00e9tat ils reviennent&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Ni une,ni deux de retour \u00e0 la maison un gros bain bien moussant va faire du bien \u00e0 notre couple de randonneurs<\/p>\n<p>Le soir,le mari en rentrant de son boulot retrouve sa femme inanim\u00e9e!<\/p>\n<p>Le chien est un <em><strong>\u00ab\u00a0pet ki noi\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une randonneuse revermontoise veut faire une sortie dans le secteur du col de France. Elle consulte le site Opennrunner,trouve un parcours emprunt\u00e9 par un groupe de Montcet il n&rsquo;y a pas longtemps et s&rsquo;aventure son petit chien&#8230; Devinez un peu dans quel \u00e9tat ils reviennent&#8230;. Ni une,ni deux de retour \u00e0 la maison un gros &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=22498\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Ne pas faire n&rsquo;importe quoi&#8230;.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22498"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22515,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22498\/revisions\/22515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}