{"id":4458,"date":"2019-04-22T17:17:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T15:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4458"},"modified":"2019-04-22T17:17:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-22T15:17:16","slug":"le-coup-de-froid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4458","title":{"rendered":"Le coup de froid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Le coup de froid<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Un couple de 70 ans habite une commune voisine et poss\u00e9de un jardin<\/p>\n<p>La bise froide souffle fort mais il faut bien pr\u00e9parer le jardin en ce d\u00e9but d&rsquo;avril!Ni une ,ni deux le papi se mets au labeur.Mais le travail \u00e7a donne chaud.<\/p>\n<p>Il pose la veste et d\u00e9graphe le col de chemise.Mamie arrive:<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Tu vas voir,tu vas prendre froid et avoir mal \u00e0 la gorge demain matin!&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Pas loup\u00e9,le lendemain matin,papi a du mal \u00e0 se lever,a mal au cou<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Tamalou?&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Je suis raide de partout!&gt;&gt;dit-il en se touchant la nuque<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Eh ben,t&rsquo;aurais mieux fait d&rsquo;ouvrir la braguette,\u00e7a aurait servi \u00e0 quelque chose<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le coup de froid Un couple de 70 ans habite une commune voisine et poss\u00e9de un jardin La bise froide souffle fort mais il faut bien pr\u00e9parer le jardin en ce d\u00e9but d&rsquo;avril!Ni une ,ni deux le papi se mets au labeur.Mais le travail \u00e7a donne chaud. Il pose la veste et d\u00e9graphe le col &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4458\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le coup de froid&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4459,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4458\/revisions\/4459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}