{"id":4475,"date":"2019-04-22T17:25:52","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T15:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4475"},"modified":"2019-04-22T17:25:52","modified_gmt":"2019-04-22T15:25:52","slug":"les-vendanges","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4475","title":{"rendered":"Les vendanges&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Les vendanges&#8230;.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kouillat\u00e9 Boubacar BONAVENTURE,ivoirien de souche,fait les vendanges \u00e0 Krautergersheim petit village d&rsquo;Alsace<\/p>\n<p>A la fin de la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e,le vigneron vient aux nouvelles&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Alors Kouillat\u00e9,cela s&rsquo;est bien pass\u00e9?&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;<i>Pr\u00e9sentement,tout se passe bien,nous coup\u00e9 toute la Riesling!&gt;&gt;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>-&lt;&lt;<\/i>C&rsquo;est bien,mais on dit <u><b>le<\/b><\/u> Riesling,,,&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Le lendemain,m\u00eames personnages et m\u00eame question&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<i>&lt;&lt;Patron aujourd&rsquo;hui on a coup\u00e9 toute la Gewurstraminer!&gt;&gt;<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>-&lt;&lt;<\/i>Kouillat\u00e9,on dit <u><b>le<\/b><\/u> Gewurstraminer,,,&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;<i>&lt;Ok patron!&gt;&gt;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Le surlendemain,m\u00eames personnages et m\u00eame question&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;<i>Patron aujourd&rsquo;hui on a coup\u00e9 toute la Gamay<\/i>!&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>M\u00eame r\u00e9ponse,on dit:<u><b>le<\/b><\/u> Gamay&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p>Mais quelques jours apr\u00e8s,au petit matin,Kouillat\u00e9 refuse de monter dans la charrette avec les autres vendangeurs,<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Alors Kouillat\u00e9,pourquoi ne veux-tu pas vendanger aujourd&rsquo;hui?&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;<i>Wouallail!Ti est fou l\u00e0 dit-donc,j\u00a0\u00bby pars pas!<\/i>&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;Et pouquoi?&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>-&lt;&lt;<i>On dit moi,aujourd&rsquo;hui,on coupe <u><b>la<\/b><\/u> Pineau noir!<\/i>&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les vendanges&#8230;. Kouillat\u00e9 Boubacar BONAVENTURE,ivoirien de souche,fait les vendanges \u00e0 Krautergersheim petit village d&rsquo;Alsace A la fin de la premi\u00e8re journ\u00e9e,le vigneron vient aux nouvelles&nbsp;: -&lt;&lt;Alors Kouillat\u00e9,cela s&rsquo;est bien pass\u00e9?&gt;&gt; -&lt;&lt;Pr\u00e9sentement,tout se passe bien,nous coup\u00e9 toute la Riesling!&gt;&gt; -&lt;&lt;C&rsquo;est bien,mais on dit le Riesling,,,&gt;&gt; Le lendemain,m\u00eames personnages et m\u00eame question&nbsp;: &#8211;&lt;&lt;Patron aujourd&rsquo;hui on a coup\u00e9 &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4475\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Les vendanges&#8230;.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4476,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4475\/revisions\/4476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}