{"id":4483,"date":"2019-04-22T17:32:21","date_gmt":"2019-04-22T15:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4483"},"modified":"2019-04-27T10:21:06","modified_gmt":"2019-04-27T08:21:06","slug":"comment-roger-est-rentre-dans-la-vie-active","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4483","title":{"rendered":"Roger dans la vie active!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Comment Roger est rentr\u00e9 dans la vie active!<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">(histoire vraie)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A 18 ans je ne faisais rien de mes 10 doigts.Mon p\u00e8re,en col\u00e8re,voit sur le journal une usine qui embauchait \u00e0 Limoges&nbsp;; il t\u00e9l\u00e9phone , me prend un billet de <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">train et me voil\u00e0 parti \u2026&#8230; 3 jours plus tard retour au bercail&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mon p\u00e8re:&lt; pourquoi es tu rentr\u00e9?&gt;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&lt; je ne savais rien faire&nbsp;; ils m&rsquo;ont <i><u><b>limog\u00e9<\/b><\/u><\/i>&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">De col\u00e8re il me cherche un nouvel emploi sur le journal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Nouveau billet de train et me voil\u00e0 parti pour Lourdes&#8230;&#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">5 jours plus tard&nbsp;; retour au bercail&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&lt;Qu&rsquo;as tu encore fait?&gt;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Je n&rsquo;ai rien compris \u00e0 ce qu&rsquo;ils m&rsquo;ont demand\u00e9 alors ils m&rsquo;ont <i><u><b>lourd\u00e9<\/b><\/u><\/i> .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Nouvelle col\u00e8re ,nouvelles recherches , nouveau billet de train. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Cette fois je m&#8217;embarque pour Vire . Une fois encore retour rapide \u00e0 la maison.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Je prends un nouveau ratichon.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">&lt; Qu&rsquo;est ce que tu as encore fait&nbsp;? &gt;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Je n&rsquo;allais pas assez vite&nbsp;; alors ils m&rsquo;ont <i><u><b>vir\u00e9<\/b><\/u><\/i>&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Rouge de col\u00e8re&nbsp;; il me cherche un nouvel emploi&nbsp;; il me choppe par le paletot<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">et me dit \u00e7a suffit&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Je te laisse le choix entre 2 patrons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Un \u00e0 <i>Vonnas<\/i> et l&rsquo;autre \u00e0 <i>Castres<\/i> .<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">C&rsquo;est comme \u00e7\u00e0 que je suis rest\u00e9 40 ans \u00e0&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<i><u><b> VONNAS<\/b><\/u><\/i>&nbsp;!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Comment Roger est rentr\u00e9 dans la vie active!(histoire vraie) A 18 ans je ne faisais rien de mes 10 doigts.Mon p\u00e8re,en col\u00e8re,voit sur le journal une usine qui embauchait \u00e0 Limoges&nbsp;; il t\u00e9l\u00e9phone , me prend un billet de train et me voil\u00e0 parti \u2026&#8230; 3 jours plus tard retour au bercail&nbsp;! Mon p\u00e8re:&lt; pourquoi &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4483\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Roger dans la vie active!&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4483","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4483"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4546,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4483\/revisions\/4546"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}