{"id":4853,"date":"2019-06-03T19:55:07","date_gmt":"2019-06-03T17:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4853"},"modified":"2019-06-03T19:55:07","modified_gmt":"2019-06-03T17:55:07","slug":"il-y-a-20-ans-a-vandeins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4853","title":{"rendered":"il y a 20 ans \u00e0 Vandeins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Il y a une vingtaine d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es \u00e0 Vandeins<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>En ce mois d&rsquo;ao\u00fbt,il fait chaud.Au bar du village,un jeune homme se pr\u00e9sente au bar et commande une pression au comptoir<\/p>\n<p>Il est peign\u00e9 fa\u00e7on \u00ab\u00a0iroquoi\u00a0\u00bb.La cr\u00eate,15 cm de hauteur,une vraie comme on dit chez nous<\/p>\n<p>Au moment de r\u00e9gler la facture,la patronne lui annonce que c&rsquo;est gratuit.\u00c9tonnement du jeune homme,il retente le coup et recommande une pression.Il ressort son porte-monnaie et \u00e0 nouveau la serveuse lui annonce que c&rsquo;est gratuit<\/p>\n<p>Le jeune n&rsquo;y comprends plus rien!C&rsquo;est bien la 1\u00e8re fois que \u00e7a lui arrive.Il se renseigne aupr\u00e8s de la patronne si c&rsquo;est jour de chance au bar,si elle a gagn\u00e9,si il a une t\u00eate sympa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Non,dit-elle,c&rsquo;est le monsieur au bout du zinc qui paie!<\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est vrai que depuis le d\u00e9but,ce quinquag\u00e9naire d\u00e9visage le nouveau consommateur<\/p>\n<p>Ce dernier:-on se connait?<\/p>\n<p>-non!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; on travaill\u00e9 dans la m\u00eame usine?<\/p>\n<p>-non!<\/p>\n<p>-on est vandenois tout les deux?<\/p>\n<p>-non!<\/p>\n<p>-on est de la m\u00eame famille?<\/p>\n<p>-quand j&rsquo;\u00e9tais jeune,j&rsquo;ai fais l&rsquo;amour \u00e0 une poule et je suis s\u00fbr que vous \u00eates mon fils!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Il y a une vingtaine d&rsquo;ann\u00e9es \u00e0 Vandeins En ce mois d&rsquo;ao\u00fbt,il fait chaud.Au bar du village,un jeune homme se pr\u00e9sente au bar et commande une pression au comptoir Il est peign\u00e9 fa\u00e7on \u00ab\u00a0iroquoi\u00a0\u00bb.La cr\u00eate,15 cm de hauteur,une vraie comme on dit chez nous Au moment de r\u00e9gler la facture,la patronne lui annonce que c&rsquo;est &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4853\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;il y a 20 ans \u00e0 Vandeins&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4854,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4853\/revisions\/4854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}