{"id":4901,"date":"2019-06-11T11:15:27","date_gmt":"2019-06-11T09:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4901"},"modified":"2019-07-08T20:41:35","modified_gmt":"2019-07-08T18:41:35","slug":"pour-les-bernard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4901","title":{"rendered":"&#8230;.pour les \u00ab\u00a0Bernard\u00a0\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>&#8230;..pour les \u00ab\u00a0Bernard\u00a0\u00bb<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Une tr\u00e8s belle femme \u00e0 forte poitrine se balade avec deux chiens de montagne \u00e9normes et magnifiques.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p>Un petit gar\u00e7on passe par l\u00e0, s&rsquo;arr\u00eate net devant ses chiens et, la bouche ouverte, reste en admiration pendant un long moment devant la femme. La dame lui demande :&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Tu veux caresser mes Saint Bernard ?&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Le petit gar\u00e7on lui r\u00e9pond :&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oui je veux bien, &#8230; mais moi, c&rsquo;est Maurice,&nbsp; pas Bernard !<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;..pour les \u00ab\u00a0Bernard\u00a0\u00bb Une tr\u00e8s belle femme \u00e0 forte poitrine se balade avec deux chiens de montagne \u00e9normes et magnifiques. Un petit gar\u00e7on passe par l\u00e0, s&rsquo;arr\u00eate net devant ses chiens et, la bouche ouverte, reste en admiration pendant un long moment devant la femme. La dame lui demande :&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &#8211; Tu veux caresser mes &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=4901\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;&#8230;.pour les \u00ab\u00a0Bernard\u00a0\u00bb&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4902,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4901\/revisions\/4902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}