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Le cur\u00e9….a tout vu!<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Apr\u00e8s la messe, le cur\u00e9 va, comme \u00e0 son habitude, se  reposer \u00e0 l’ombre du marronnier, derri\u00e8re l’\u00e9glise.
\n En entendant un merle siffler, il l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate et aper\u00e7oit une petite fille, debout dans  l’arbre, sans culotte. Il s’\u00e9crie :
\n – Dieu du ciel! Descend tout de suite, mon enfant!
\n   La gamine obtemp\u00e8re et le pr\u00eatre lui dit:<\/p>\n

 – Tiens, voil\u00e0 cinq euros. Dis \u00e0 ta maman qu’elle t’ach\u00e8te une culotte.
\n <\/p>\n

  La petite court raconter l’histoire \u00e0 sa maman. Celle-ci r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit et se demande  combien le cur\u00e9 lui donnera si elle monte,  elle-m\u00eame, dans l’arbre, sans  culotte. Le dimanche suivant, le cur\u00e9 s’installe de nouveau sous le marronnier.
\n Il entend le merle et il l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate. Il voit la maman, sans culotte.   
\n  – Mon Dieu, ce n’est pas possible! Descendez au plus vite, ma fille!   
\n  La m\u00e8re descend et le cur\u00e9 lui dit:    <\/p>\n

 – Tenez, prenez ces dix euros, et allez-vous acheter un  \u00e9pilateur…..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Le cur\u00e9….a tout vu! Apr\u00e8s la messe, le cur\u00e9 va, comme \u00e0 son habitude, se  reposer \u00e0 l’ombre du marronnier, derri\u00e8re l’\u00e9glise.  En entendant un merle siffler, il l\u00e8ve la t\u00eate et aper\u00e7oit une petite fille, debout dans  l’arbre, sans culotte. Il s’\u00e9crie :  – Dieu du ciel! Descend tout de suite, mon enfant!    … <\/p>\n

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