{"id":5972,"date":"2019-10-11T16:59:36","date_gmt":"2019-10-11T14:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=5972"},"modified":"2019-10-11T16:59:59","modified_gmt":"2019-10-11T14:59:59","slug":"jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=5972","title":{"rendered":"J\u00e9sus"},"content":{"rendered":"

J\u00e9sus….<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Un italien, un Arabe et un Fran\u00e7ais mangent dans un restaurant. <\/em><\/strong>Le type qui mange en face d’eux ressemble vraiment beaucoup \u00e0 J\u00e9sus. <\/em><\/strong>  A la fin du repas, l’italien veut en avoir le c\u0153ur net, il se l\u00e8ve et va voir le type.<\/em><\/strong>
\n-Vous savez que vous ressemblez beaucoup \u00e0 J\u00e9sus ?<\/em><\/strong>   
\n– Je suis J\u00e9sus.<\/em><\/strong>
\n-Ah quelle chance! Je suis un fervent catholique et justement, j’ai un terrible mal de t\u00eate\u2026<\/em><\/strong> 
\nJ\u00e9sus tend la main, touche son front et gu\u00e9rit son mal de t\u00eate.<\/em><\/strong>
\nL’italien revient \u00e0 sa table et raconte ce qui s’est pass\u00e9.<\/em><\/strong> 
\nLe fran\u00e7ais se l\u00e8ve \u00e0 son tour et va voir J\u00e9sus :<\/em><\/strong> 
\n– Je crois en vous et j’ai horriblement mal au dos depuis des mois.<\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong>
\nJ\u00e9sus tend la main, touche son bras et gu\u00e9rit son rhumatisme.<\/em><\/strong> 
\nLe fran\u00e7ais revient \u00e0 sa table et raconte ce qui s’est pass\u00e9. <\/em><\/strong>  L’arabe<\/em><\/strong>  <\/em><\/strong>ne bouge toujours pas.<\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong> 
\n  Au bout d’un moment, J\u00e9sus se pose des<\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong>questions. Il se l\u00e8ve \u00e0 son tour et s’approche.<\/em><\/strong>
\n–Et vous, dit-il \u00e0 l’arabe, vous n’avez mal nulle part ? <\/em> <\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong>
\n– Surtout, ni mi touche pas ! Ji suis en arr\u00eat maladie…….!<\/em><\/strong> <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

J\u00e9sus…. Un italien, un Arabe et un Fran\u00e7ais mangent dans un restaurant. Le type qui mange en face d’eux ressemble vraiment beaucoup \u00e0 J\u00e9sus.   A la fin du repas, l’italien veut en avoir le c\u0153ur net, il se l\u00e8ve et va voir le type. -Vous savez que vous ressemblez beaucoup \u00e0 J\u00e9sus ?    – … <\/p>\n

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