{"id":6037,"date":"2019-10-23T18:12:52","date_gmt":"2019-10-23T16:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6037"},"modified":"2019-10-23T18:12:52","modified_gmt":"2019-10-23T16:12:52","slug":"un-immigre-en-corse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6037","title":{"rendered":"Un immigr\u00e9 en Corse"},"content":{"rendered":"

Un immigr\u00e9 en Corse<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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Cela se passe sur le port de Bastia.<\/strong><\/div>\n
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 Un autochtone, qui fl\u00e2ne pour admirer les bateaux, est accost\u00e9 par un individu, de toute \u00e9vidence, migrant.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ce dernier lui dit :<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Moi vouloir papiers. Comment faire pour avoir papiers ?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Le corse, tr\u00e8s serein, le prend par les \u00e9paules et le retourne vers la mer.  Et lui dit avec le sourire<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Tu vas dans l\u2019eau, tu nages 1 km dans cette direction et c\u2019est garanti, \u00ab t’auras pas pied \u00bb  !!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Un immigr\u00e9 en Corse Cela se passe sur le port de Bastia.  Un autochtone, qui fl\u00e2ne pour admirer les bateaux, est accost\u00e9 par un individu, de toute \u00e9vidence, migrant. Ce dernier lui dit : Moi vouloir papiers. Comment faire pour avoir papiers ? Le corse, tr\u00e8s serein, le prend par les \u00e9paules et le retourne … <\/p>\n

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