{"id":6349,"date":"2019-12-11T11:06:55","date_gmt":"2019-12-11T10:06:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6349"},"modified":"2020-01-03T18:58:03","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T17:58:03","slug":"chez-le-medecin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6349","title":{"rendered":"chez le M\u00e9decin!"},"content":{"rendered":"

chez le M\u00e9decin!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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  <\/em>Papy Nanard 92 ans chez le m\u00e9decin<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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– Docteur j\u2019voudrais ben un p\u2019tit fortifiant<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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 – Un fortifiant ?  qu\u2019est  ce qui ne va pas cher monsieur ?<\/strong><\/em>
\n –<\/em> ben v\u2019la docteur, bon on est entre hommes?<\/em><\/strong>vous comprenez ?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

   -Bien s\u00fbr… Bien s\u00fbr…<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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  –  v\u2019la quand j\u2019vais voir ma copine c’est pu comme avant, voyez ben sque     j’veux dire ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong>
\n  <\/em>-bien s\u00fbr, bien s\u00fbr, racontez moi…..<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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 –bon ben v\u2019la squi m’arrive vous comprenez, on est entre hommes hein ? –     -bon pour le premier \u00e7a va, pour le deuxi\u00e8me \u00e7a peut aller mais maintenant pour le troisi\u00e8me j\u2019peux  pu!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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– je vois  je vois, je vais vous donner un fortifiant mais je vous conseille vu votre \u00e2ge de vous arr\u00eater au deuxi\u00e8me.<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n

–<\/em><\/strong> <\/strong><\/em>ben oui, docteur, mais ma copine elle habite au quatri\u00e8me\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

chez le M\u00e9decin!   Papy Nanard 92 ans chez le m\u00e9decin – Docteur j\u2019voudrais ben un p\u2019tit fortifiant  – Un fortifiant ?  qu\u2019est  ce qui ne va pas cher monsieur ?  – ben v\u2019la docteur, bon on est entre hommes?vous comprenez ?    -Bien s\u00fbr… Bien s\u00fbr…   –  v\u2019la quand j\u2019vais voir ma copine c’est … <\/p>\n

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