{"id":6587,"date":"2020-01-07T16:54:45","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T15:54:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6587"},"modified":"2020-01-07T19:30:24","modified_gmt":"2020-01-07T18:30:24","slug":"en-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6587","title":{"rendered":"En 2022&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><em><strong>En 2022<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Un Roumain demande \u00e0 Sarkozy :&nbsp;\u00ab\u00a0Vous me donnez combien si je repars en Roumanie avec toute la famille\u00a0\u00bb ?<br \/>\nSarkozy lui r\u00e9pond : \u00ab\u00a01500 EUR &#8230;&#8230;. \u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n&nbsp;Il r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit et se dit \u00ab\u00a0Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re attendre le prochain pr\u00e9sident\u00a0\u00bb Entre-temps il fait 1 enfant de plus.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Arrive Hollande. Il lui demande la m\u00eame chose et Hollande lui dit : \u00ab\u00a02500 EUR&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb .<br \/>\n&nbsp;Arrive Macron . Celui-ci lui dit \u00ab\u00a03500 EUR&#8230;\u00a0\u00bb.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Il se dit : L\u00e0, je suis joueur, \u00e7a \u00e0 l&rsquo;air de marcher alors j&rsquo;attends 2022, je fais 2 enfants de plus, ce sera le jackpot !<br \/>\nArrive 2022 et il pose la m\u00eame question :<br \/>\n&nbsp;-\u00ab\u00a0Vous me donnez combien si je repars en Roumanie ?\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n&nbsp;Et Marine Le Pen lui dit :<br \/>\n-\u00ab\u00a010 MINUTES ! ! ! \u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En 2022 Un Roumain demande \u00e0 Sarkozy :&nbsp;\u00ab\u00a0Vous me donnez combien si je repars en Roumanie avec toute la famille\u00a0\u00bb ? Sarkozy lui r\u00e9pond : \u00ab\u00a01500 EUR &#8230;&#8230;. \u00a0\u00bb &nbsp;Il r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit et se dit \u00ab\u00a0Je pr\u00e9f\u00e8re attendre le prochain pr\u00e9sident\u00a0\u00bb Entre-temps il fait 1 enfant de plus. &nbsp;Arrive Hollande. Il lui demande la m\u00eame chose &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6587\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;En 2022&#8230;.&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6588,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6587\/revisions\/6588"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}