{"id":6589,"date":"2020-01-07T16:59:24","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T15:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6589"},"modified":"2020-01-07T19:30:18","modified_gmt":"2020-01-07T18:30:18","slug":"le-toubib-juif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6589","title":{"rendered":"Le toubib juif…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Le toubib juif<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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 <\/strong> Maurice interne juif en m\u00e9decine,<\/strong> d\u00e9cide d’ouvrir un cabinet m\u00e9dical.<\/strong> <\/span>Il accroche un mot sur la porte d’entr\u00e9e avec le texte suivant :<\/strong>    <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Pour 500 euros je vous promets de vous gu\u00e9rir de votre maladie. Si j’\u00e9choue, vous recevrez 1000 euros<\/strong> !<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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 <\/span> RACHID tombe sur la fameuse note et pour lui c’est une occasion en or de gagner 1000 euros facilement.<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Il rend alors une petite visite au docteur en herbe qui a r\u00e9cemment ouvert son cabinet<\/strong> <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID lui dit : \u00ab J\u2019ai perdu mon sens du go\u00fbt! \u00bb<\/strong>  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Maurice \u00ab Infirmi\u00e8re, amenez s’il vous pla\u00eet le m\u00e9dicament du cas 22 et administrez 3 gouttes \u00e0 notre patient. \u00bb<\/strong> >  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    L’infirmi\u00e8re ex\u00e9cute les ordres de Maurice.<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID : \u00ab Beurk. C’est de l’essence ! \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Maurice \u00ab F\u00e9licitations ! Vous avez retrouv\u00e9 votre sens du go\u00fbt. Cela fera 500 euros s’il vous pla\u00eet. \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Ennuy\u00e9 le RACHID paye l’honoraire de 500 euros et sort du cabinet m\u00e9dical.<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Mais quelques jours plus tard, il revient.<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID : J\u2019ai perdu la m\u00e9moire. Je ne me rappelle de rien.<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Maurice \u00ab Infirmi\u00e8re, amenez s’il vous pla\u00eet le m\u00e9dicament du cas 22 et administrez 3 gouttes \u00e0 notre patient. \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID : \u00ab Le m\u00e9dicament 22 ? Mais c’est de l’essence ! \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Maurice \u00ab F\u00e9licitations ! Vous avez retrouv\u00e9 la m\u00e9moire ! Cela fera 500 euros s’il vous pla\u00eet. \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Furieux, RACHID paye et quitte une fois de plus le cabinet m\u00e9dical.<\/strong> Mais quelques jours plus tard, il revient.<\/strong>    <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID : \u00ab J\u2019ai l’impression de devenir aveugle. Je perds la vue et je vois de plus en plus sombre. <\/strong>  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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 <\/span> Maurice \u00ab Malheureusement, je n’ai pas de m\u00e9dicament contre cela. Alors voici vos 1000 euros. \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Il lui donne deux billets de 5 euros.<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    RACHID : \u00ab Mais vous ne m\u2019avez donn\u00e9 que 10 euros ! \u00bb<\/strong>   <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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    Maurice \u00ab F\u00e9licitations ! Vous venez de retrouver la vue ! Cela fera 500 euros s\u2019il vous pla\u00eet ! \u00bb<\/strong><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Le toubib juif   Maurice interne juif en m\u00e9decine, d\u00e9cide d’ouvrir un cabinet m\u00e9dical. Il accroche un mot sur la porte d’entr\u00e9e avec le texte suivant :         Pour 500 euros je vous promets de vous gu\u00e9rir de votre maladie. Si j’\u00e9choue, vous recevrez 1000 euros !   RACHID tombe sur la fameuse note et pour lui … <\/p>\n

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