{"id":6787,"date":"2020-02-04T10:40:15","date_gmt":"2020-02-04T09:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6787"},"modified":"2020-02-06T12:22:57","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T11:22:57","slug":"test-dalcoolemie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6787","title":{"rendered":"Test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un gars rentre d&rsquo;une f\u00eate en voiture, bourr\u00e9 comme un coin,<\/p>\n<p>Un gendarme l&rsquo;arr\u00eate et lui dit:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Et merde&#8230; Si je vous donne 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Non !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Ok, alors 20 EUR ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;accord. Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent !<br \/>\n&nbsp;-Le gars repart et 2 minutes plus tard,<br \/>\n&nbsp;il retombe sur un gendarme qui lui dit:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Oh non, pas encore&#8230; Avec 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Non !<br \/>\n&nbsp; &#8211; Bon, alors 20 EUR ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;accord. Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent !<br \/>\n&nbsp;2 minutes plus tard,<br \/>\n&nbsp;le gars tombe une nouvelle fois sur un gendarme.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Le gars g\u00e9mit:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Oh non, encore un putain de test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;\u00c9coutez, est-ce que pour 50 EUR vous me laisseriez partir ?<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Non ! Donnez-moi 100 EUR et je vous laisse partir !<br \/>\n&nbsp;Le gars s&rsquo;exclame:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; 100 EUR ! Mais c&rsquo;est de l&rsquo;arnaque,<br \/>\n&nbsp;les autres gendarmes ne m&rsquo;ont demand\u00e9 que 20 EUR !<br \/>\n&nbsp;Le gendarme sourit et r\u00e9plique:<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; c&rsquo;est toujours moi, mais cette fois, en plus, je vous explique comment sortir du rond-point !!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un gars rentre d&rsquo;une f\u00eate en voiture, bourr\u00e9 comme un coin, Un gendarme l&rsquo;arr\u00eate et lui dit: &nbsp;&#8211; Test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie ! &nbsp;&#8211; Et merde&#8230; Si je vous donne 10 EUR vous me laissez partir ? &nbsp;&#8211; Non ! &nbsp;&#8211; Ok, alors 20 EUR ? &nbsp;&#8211; C&rsquo;est d&rsquo;accord. Allez-y mais doucement et soyez prudent ! &nbsp;-Le &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=6787\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Test d&rsquo;alcool\u00e9mie&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blagues-en-marche"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6787"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6788,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6787\/revisions\/6788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}