{"id":7094,"date":"2020-03-23T08:10:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-23T07:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=7094"},"modified":"2020-03-23T08:11:11","modified_gmt":"2020-03-23T07:11:11","slug":"le-ptijo-a-la-pharmacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=7094","title":{"rendered":"Le pti&rsquo;Jo \u00e0 la pharmacie&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Le pti&rsquo;Jo \u00e0 la pharmacie&#8230;<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Bonjour, j&rsquo;aimerais trois douzaines de capotes dans diff\u00e9rentes tailles&#8230;<br \/>\nTout le monde reste perplexe&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;Le pharmacien dit :<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Primo : on ne parle pas aussi fort !&nbsp;&#8211; Secundo : ce que tu demandes n&rsquo;est pas pour les enfants !<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Tertio : dis \u00e0 ton papa de faire ce genre de courses lui-m\u00eame !<br \/>\n&nbsp;Jojo ne se laisse pas d\u00e9monter et r\u00e9pond :<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Primo : \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9cole, on m&rsquo;a appris \u00e0 parler fort et \u00e0 bien articuler !!<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Secundo : ce que je veux n&rsquo;est pas POUR les enfants mais POUR LES \u00c9VITER<br \/>\n&nbsp;&#8211; Tertio : papa n&rsquo;a pas \u00e0 le savoir : c&rsquo;est maman qui part aux Bal\u00e9ares<br \/>\n&nbsp;pour 15 jours !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le pti&rsquo;Jo \u00e0 la pharmacie&#8230; Bonjour, j&rsquo;aimerais trois douzaines de capotes dans diff\u00e9rentes tailles&#8230; Tout le monde reste perplexe&#8230; &nbsp;Le pharmacien dit : &nbsp;&#8211; Primo : on ne parle pas aussi fort !&nbsp;&#8211; Secundo : ce que tu demandes n&rsquo;est pas pour les enfants ! &nbsp;&#8211; Tertio : dis \u00e0 ton papa de faire ce &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=7094\" class=\"more-link\">Continuer la lecture<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> de &laquo;&nbsp;Le pti&rsquo;Jo \u00e0 la pharmacie&#8230;&nbsp;&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-randonnees"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7094"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7095,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7094\/revisions\/7095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}