{"id":7159,"date":"2020-05-01T09:15:48","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T07:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=7159"},"modified":"2020-05-01T09:16:17","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T07:16:17","slug":"coincidence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mimirando.fr\/?p=7159","title":{"rendered":"Co\u00efncidence"},"content":{"rendered":"

Co\u00efncidence<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

   Un \u00e9leveur de poulet se rend au caf\u00e9 local ….   <\/em><\/p>\n

   Il s’assied \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 d’une femme et commande un verre de Champagne.<\/em>
\nLa femme dit :<\/em><\/p>\n

– Comme c’est bizarre! Je viens aussi de commander un verre de Champagne !<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0Quelle co\u00efncidence<\/strong> !\u00a0\u00bb, dit l’\u00e9leveur qui ajoute :<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0C’est un jour sp\u00e9cial pour moi ….. Je le c\u00e9l\u00e8bre\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0C’est un jour sp\u00e9cial pour moi aussi, je le c\u00e9l\u00e8bre aussi !\u00a0\u00bb, dit la femme.<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0Quelle co\u00efncidence<\/strong>!\u00a0\u00bb, dit l’\u00e9leveur!<\/em><\/p>\n

Pendant qu’ils trinquent l’homme demande :<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0Que c\u00e9l\u00e9brez-vous donc?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0Mon mari et moi essayons d’avoir un enfant depuis des ann\u00e9es, et aujourd’hui mon gyn\u00e9cologue m’a annonc\u00e9 que j’\u00e9tais enceinte!\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em>
\n  – \u00ab\u00a0Quelle co\u00efncidence<\/strong> !\u00a0\u00bb dit l’homme :<\/em>
\n– \u00a0\u00bb Je suis \u00e9leveur de volailles et pendant des ann\u00e9es toutes mes poules ont \u00e9t\u00e9 infertiles, mais aujourd’hui, elles se sont toutes mises \u00e0 pondre des \u0153ufs f\u00e9cond\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0C’est g\u00e9nial ! dit la femme. Comment avez-vous fait pour que vos poules deviennent fertiles ?<\/em>
\n– \u00ab\u00a0J’ai utilis\u00e9 un autre coq<\/strong>\u00ab\u00a0, r\u00e9pond-il.<\/em>
\nLa femme sourit et dit :<\/em>
\n-\u201cQuelle co\u00efncidence !\u00a0\u00bb.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Co\u00efncidence    Un \u00e9leveur de poulet se rend au caf\u00e9 local ….      Il s’assied \u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9 d’une femme et commande un verre de Champagne. La femme dit : – Comme c’est bizarre! Je viens aussi de commander un verre de Champagne ! – \u00ab\u00a0Quelle co\u00efncidence !\u00a0\u00bb, dit l’\u00e9leveur qui ajoute : – \u00ab\u00a0C’est un … <\/p>\n

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